My family told dirty jokes at dinner. Perhaps that explains the following…

Barbara Dale
bday card

Bday Card

OUTSIDE: When people ask you how old you are, tell them what I tell them…

INSIDE: It’s none of your fucking business.

vday card dirty

Valentine Card

OUTSIDE: I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles

INSIDE: And even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.


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